My husband and I arrived at the Breezes, Montego Bay on July 7th and left on July 11th of 2008. I wasn’t impressed upon arrival. Let me start with the Shuttle driver from the airport; He was fussing with another shuttle driver about whose taking us to the hotel, so we had to listen to that for 5 minutes while they ranted. The first hotel we arrived at was a run down place and I prayed that it wasn’t our hotel. That hotel was Hotel Glorianna or something like that. We drove down the way a bit and arrived at the Breezes. From the outside, the grounds were clean, but when we arrived, the shuttle driver was in a hurry to get us off the so he asked us to get our bags from the bus window. We checked in and went to our room and I felt like I was in the wrong hotel. The room was very small, the A/C is a little box mounted to the wall. Our bed was 2 twins that they forgot to push together. The room smelled like bleach and held a musty odor. The bathtub had a broken dispenser that constantly dripped body soap in the tub. I wanted to leave, but had to wait out my flight. At night, I couldn’t sleep for the constant noise the hotel staff was making. I heard banging pots/pans about 5am every morning. It sounded like I was sleeping under a bridge. My purpose of the trip was to relax and I didn’t seem to do that very well. The Breezes entertainment staff could use some work. Their entertainment staff (Carlos, Von and another lady) tried to talk people into doing basketball throws and pool cannon balls which weren’t entertaining at all. 2 nights, they had a lady performing and she wasn’t all that great, I would rather listen to Karaoke instead. The food was mediocre for an all inclusive. I expected more and wanted more from the Breezes. We decided to do the day pass to Hedo II and that was nice. If I had known better, we would have booked at Hedo II. It’s a nicer resort and their food was wonderful. I thought Hedo only had the nude side, but they have 2 sides, a nude side and a clothed side, so you have a choice which side you want to partake in. Take my advice and run away from the Breezes.

My biggest disappointment was the staff. When you are on vacation you tend to look at the staff to be willing to help you with anything you need. It's supposed to be your home away from home for a short period of time. Well...in all honesty all of them acted as if you were interrupting their leisure time. I complained the room was dirty & received a very nasty call from the maid asking me to "show her" where it was dirty at 9 am the next morning! I didn't know I was required to wake up very early, get dressed & show the disgusting tissues stuck on the wall. It was obvious they had no finese in handling the issue.

The buffet food was terrible, I ate fruit all day long because it was the safest looking dish. The grill by the pool was very good. The restaurant "Pastafari" was terrible. Think of cafeteria food with nice decor. If only you could eat the atmosphere then I would say it was decent. Oh if only napkins were edible.

The watersport staff were absolutely heinous. I stood at the towel hut to ask for towels & got shot an "Excuseee me?!" from one of the female staffers. "NO! You can't have one unless you have a card". Well it would have been nice if I received one when I checked in but they forgot to do that as well. I asked to do numerous water activities and the staff looked bothered to be asked to put down their beer & get off their butts. Remember anytime you have someone visit you from outside the resort you need to pay a deposit for their musky, rough, blue towel $15 pp as well as to purchase a guest pass for the day & night.

Part of Jamaica's slogan is "One Love" but I got absolutely NO love from Breezes Mo'Bay.

This is an o.k. resort, but it should not be associated as or with the 'super clubs'. I would rate it at 2.5 stars, and only because of the good food.

Rooms. The room was small, but clean. The air in the room kept the room somewhat cool, but not cold. The remote controls for the air conditioning are locked to a maximum coolness (listed as 17 degrees celsius). I spoke with 2 other people at the resort who complained that the air conditioning in their rooms did not work at all.

Food. The buffet food was limited in variety, but was very good. The food at the Italian restuarant was excellent. Many times the poolside buffet did not have the food listed on the menu. For several hours each day they ran out of the jerk chicken, and during the midnight snack time they only a few items on the menu (no french fries!).

Most of the staff were somewhat friendly, many with forced smiles. There were a few that were very nice. There always seemed to be cups and trash surrounding the hot tub and pool area. Many times there were leaves and bugs in the pool. They ran out of clean cups at the pool side bar. And, every day, late morning, they did not have any clean beach towels. You would have to wait until after noon to get the beach towels.

The price was good, but you get what you pay for.

My boyfriend and I chose this hotel after reading A LOT of reviews on various hotels. We had a fantastic time even though some of the staff could have been more friendly.

Let's start with the positives:
*the location is great (close to airport, beach and hip strip)
*good selection of food each day
*fun water sports and activities
*EXCELLENT entertainment staff and fun ways to win free rum! To be honest, I was really impressed with this department because the crowd was not the most enthusiastic, but the staff were never deterred.

Things to improve:
*hire new staff in the bar and at front desk. Definitely not the most friendly people around, but we didn't deal with them too much so it wouldn't be a reason for us not to return
*yes, the rooms are small, but how much time do you really spend in your room when you're vacationing on an island???